Song Lyric Dissections

You may be wondering "What the hell is this?" Well, allow me to explain. Its simple:  I take bad song lyrics, and rip them apart. Lyrics that don't make sense. You know what I'm talking about. For example, this next paragraph is something like what I would do:

 In Smoke on the Water, there is a line that says "A funky Claude was running in and out, pulling kids out the ground." Now, I have no clue what that is supposed to mean. Is the burning recording studio growing children in the ground in the back yard, like the Mandrake Root scene in Harry Potter?

Funky Claude? Is that you?

The dissections are line by line for the entire song, but you get the idea.
Also, if you see the Rusty Scalpel in the posts, it means that my critique of the particular song is particularly brutal. Kind of like having surgery with a rusty scalpel.

If you have a song that's bugging you, message me and I will dissect it for you! email your request to me at

Feel free to comment on Google+ or here on the posts for each song. 

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